Thursday, August 13, 2009
okok, this blog is for nuffnang... so those who think that why i suddenly post this, just take that i am random ya???
rmb last time slimming is very popular(i think now is still popular bah...), then every one is taking advice on how to slim down right???
so, i am sort of being influenced... and can see from my siz right? I FAILED~ sob sob!!!!
FIRST ATTEMPT- APPLE APPLE
once, i heard the news that i can slim down by a few kg immediately when i just eat apples everyday for straight 2 weeks~ of course, i try la! so, i bought almost all the apples in supermarket and started my dieting plan~
first day: really can tahan! wah, my stomach is only apple apple and more APPLES!!
second day: shit, apples again~ so sian!
third day: apples~ *vomit*
therefore, i cant stand it in the end... and stopped my apple diet plan!
SECOND ATTEMPT-PORK, LARD?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
what did pork contain?! FATssssssssssss
what did lard contain?! FATssssssssssss
so, my determination is that no pork and lard for my rest of my life!
surpirsingly, it was a great success! however, i found out that i didnt even slim down even a 100 gram! so, i decided to look for other alternative way...~ =((
THIRD ATTEMPT- PEACE AND HARMONY, YOGA!
of course, i not that rich to sign up for yoga sessions! but i went to look for magazines that can teach us yoga... well, went well at first and i really feels that i am sweating(for a bit) in my first trial.
LAZINESS striked! and i discontinued it, unknowingly~ =PP
FOURTH ATTEMPT-BE A VEGETARIAN FOR A WEEK! ( i didnt even realise that i was slimming down~ oops!)
that was my exam periods, then after are the release of results...
i was super nervous at that moment, as i really DID study for it! (WOW! rare scene)
so i just shoot out: wah, if i can just pass this... i will be a vegetarian for a week!
in the end, I PASSED! hence, i HAVE TO chi zai!(vegetarian)
and i started to eat just vegetables, and no pork... not even the onion! and once, i just weigh for nth~ and WHOOSH! i just slimmed down for 3 kg! damn happy~!!
however, maybe is that i know that i have slimmed down, and i started to munch food again!
TADA, the 3 kg came back! =///
this is my past, before i really go into dieting
this is after i went through so much~
no much diff huh~ sigh!
HELP HAS ARRIVED!!! WOOHOO~
ok, CENOSIS has just introduced the first new and latest slimming technology: cativation
generally, it is all about breaking down the fats molecules and pass out through shitting~
wow, i like~ cos everyone shit right?! hence, i think that no painful process bah... unless you got constipation!! HAHAHAHA!! (okok, lame~ i know)
Also, i am a person who REALLY cannot tahan even a bit of pain~ so this would be best for me! =)
moreover, it has done a test for 10 womens... so i can confirm that it is very best for me, ideal too! it is not a complicated process, so i think it is likely to have less or none side effects?? hmm....
also, with a super lazy attitude of mine~ this painless and strength-less process are just like made for me!! in this case:
- no sweating is needed.
- no strength is needed.
- no pain is needed to bear.
thinking of it makes my drool... it also says that it is only be able to continue the treatment only with the assistance of an experts that come with a license~ the machines needed also have a license too! call N2 i think...
so i can rest assure and go on with the treament, as we can trust the pros right~?? LOL!
WOW, also the process is also very interesting!!! LOOK!
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tempted?
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